My child, give me thy Heart..Give me thine boogers???

Why does my child feel the need to hand me her boogers? Why can't she just eat them like all the rest of the kids? 

I'm sitting at the computer when I feel a gentle tap on my leg..followed by "Maaaama..Ewwww..Booga" "Here Maama" and if I dont take it (which I didn't) she wipes it on me. "Tank you Maama" and she cheerfully walks away.

Ugh..