My child, give me thy Heart..Give me thine boogers???

Why does my child feel the need to hand me her boogers? Why can't she just eat them like all the rest of the kids? 

I'm sitting at the computer when I feel a gentle tap on my leg..followed by "Maaaama..Ewwww..Booga" "Here Maama" and if I dont take it (which I didn't) she wipes it on me. "Tank you Maama" and she cheerfully walks away.

Ugh..

Mommy Fail 999.......

So i'm doing dishes and I hear this shriek coming from the living room. I dash into the room, Juniper is standing in front of the TV screaming NOOOOOOOOOOO ..Maaama......Doggy ...Noooooooooo!!!!
I look up and the scene from "Something about Mary" is playing where Ben Stiller is wrestling the dog..and throwing the pup all around room.
I literally do an Olympic dive for the remote and change the channel Ninja quick.
I kneel beside her, she hugs me..still crying( I am jacks guilty conscience).
I tell her it wasn't real and that the dog is okay.
I don't think she really bought it..but I was at a loss on how to explain what just happened.
Stupid Movie!

Well, at least I know she developed a sense of empathy for animals and didn't go try some of those moves on our pups instead.