Wednesday, July 27, 2011
"Learning to walk" is giving me grays
Juniper has started to pull herself up on anything she can find and creep along furniture..she is such a little explorer. It seemed to happen overnight! As excited as I am to see her develop this new found skill..I am terrified. The child has yet to understand that she can not defy gravity. And being that she has inherited my big head..she's a bit top heavy. She hasn't quite mastered falling on her tush yet, which results in her falling back straight as a board.. landing directly on her head. I cringe everytime I see her fall back. I know it's coming..the bang, the shocked look she has on her face..the tears. It's like slow motion when it's happening. I realize this is a right of passage but i'd like her to make it to preschool without significant brain damage. I'm having a hard time resisting the urge to properly gear her up in a helmet and wrap her in Charmin. Daddy and Dr.Rubin have banned me from getting the helmet. I'm upping my zanax.
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